Roadie: *unconscious moaning*
Hybrid: What the---Hey, cut it out, Roadie, I'm tryin' to sleep!
Folder: Roadie, what's wrong? Wake up!
Roadie: Nooo---huh? What?
Folder: Were you having a bad dream?
Hybrid: Every day, and then I wake up and he's still here.
Roadie: Oh... I was... I was having the most... horrible
Folder: What happened?
Roadie: Oh, I was... I was on this trail... gravel... I think it was the I&M Canal trail... so... so much gravel...
Hybrid: Which one?
Roadie: Huh, what?
Hybrid: Which I&M Canal trail was it?
Roadie: Uh, there's more than one?
Hybrid: Yes, there are three. There's the I&M Canal State Trail
, managed by the DNR, and then there are two county trails
, not counting the Centennial Trail, which is technically---
Folder: Hybrid, that's not important right now. Roadie, what happened in your dream?
Hybrid: I've been on all of them, by the way.
Folder: Liar, you never found the one in Cook County. Anyway, Roadie, your dream?
Roadie: Well, I was on the I&M---one
of the I&M Canal trails, and... well...
Hybrid: Actually, I think part of the Centennial Trail is technically
in DuPage County. It's complicated.
Folder: Shush for a minute and let Roadie explain!
Roadie: Uh, well, so I was on the trail---
Hybrid: The Centennial Trail?
Roadie: Um, whichever one is by the canal, I guess.
Hybrid: Well, which canal was it?
Folder: Hybrid, cut it out.
Hybrid: Were there Asian carp
in it? Did you see any?
Roadie: I don't know! There was a canal, and I was on a trail, and it was gravel! And I had my skinny road tires on, and I got stuck, and then I fell into the canal! Whichever one it was! But I fell in!
Folder: Oh no!
Hybrid: Ha ha, that's hilarious.
Roadie: Um, no, not really. You try it sometime.
Hybrid: No, I'll keep these fat tires, thanks.
Folder: Well Roadie, if you fell in, then I sure hope you weren't on the Centennial Trail.
Roadie: Uh, why?
Hybrid: The Centennial Trail is next to the Sanitary & Ship Canal.
Roadie: So, then, why do you hope I wasn't on it?
Hybrid: Let's just say that "sanitary" is more a description of its function than itself.
Hybrid: So were there carp?
Folder: Maybe you should keep the 'cross tires after all.