04 December 2013

I love artificially high speed limits!

"There are an artificially large number of stop signs."

"That red light was artificially long."

"This street is artificially wide."

"The Milwaukee Avenue PBL is artificially closed for construction."

"Watch out, you just artificially opened your door without looking!"

"There are too many people artificially parked in the bike lane."

"I insist on keeping my bike inside this artificial storage closet."


At 04 December, 2013 23:12, Blogger Jennifer said...

"Winter? Nah, it's just artificially cold!"


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