Weather or not?
My phone has been chiming at me all day with watches and warnings, and once even squawked like the old Emergency Broadcast System with an alert about imminent flash flooding. (I didn't even know my phone could do that.)
All I can see outside is that the ground is somewhat damp, presumably from last night, and it's especially windy. Oh wait, now there's thunder. Well, thanks for all the advance warning, I guess.
This building has no basement, and already seems likely to fall apart any moment. I should put some shoes on.