People who ride bikes: Will you PLEASE, for the love of any or all gods, illuminate yourselves
You don't have to wear spandex. You don't have to wear special bike clothes. You don't have to wear a yellow jacket, an orange safety vest, velcro ankle straps, or even a helmet. You don't have to festoon yourself and your bike with reflective material as though you had a fetish for it. You don't have to don anything remotely athletic or have any item on your person that gives any hint that you rode a bike to your location. But you DO have to have lights. You especially have to have lights if you're going to do stupid shit like ride the wrong direction on the wrong side of a one-way street.