The other guy didn't even get jail time!
Trib: 2nd man pleads in to running down cyclist in Brookfield
(Pleads in what? Tribune, you fired all your editors and proofreaders, and now hardly anyone takes you seriously anymore.)
"One of two Chicago men who purposely took turns striking bicyclists with their car in Brookfield last year pleaded guilty today to aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and leaving the scene of an accident.
"Erik Fabian, 20, was sentenced to two years of probation, which will include a strict curfew and community service."
I think I'm going to be ill.