The "Who the Frak Cares?" Bicycle Movement
I'm so darn sick of road bikes, Dutch bikes, track bikes, cruiser bikes. Ride fast, ride slow, hammer, coast, pedal hard, take it easy---who the frak cares?
Therefore, I hereby initiate the "Who the Frak Cares?" Bicycle Movement. Who cares how fast you're going? Who cares how slow you're going? Who cares which you prefer? Who cares how much fun you're having going one speed instead of another? You do, of course. But you know what, nobody else does.
(As long as you're not on the sidewalk.)
There's no cool logo associated with this movement, because seriously, who the frak cares whether or not we have a logo?
[Inspired by Freewheeling Spirit.]