27 June 2008

Attn: Pre-couples who are not yet comfortable enough with each other to share the same lane of the Lakefront Path

Would it be possible to find an alternative location for your awkwardly platonic evening stroll?

If not, then please note that both of you need to amble uncertainly to the right side of the path when a jogger or cyclist approaches. This goes for approaches from behind as well as in front.

Thank you.

3 Comments:

At 28 June, 2008 00:13, Blogger Eric Allix Rogers said...

Haha. Still not as bad as the couples (post-couples?) on roller blades. They'll get theirs in, uh, well, you know.

 
At 28 June, 2008 00:36, Blogger Jennifer said...

Yes, all too well.

 
At 28 June, 2008 07:28, Anonymous thePig said...

Maybe they should build an alternate path for 'awkward pre-couples only'

 

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