04 August 2007


Irony is when a guy parks his obnxiously ginormous behemouth of a vehicle smack in the bike lane amid bikes buzzing around like dragonflies, leaves it idling while he saunters into Village Cycle Center, and then saunters back out some minutes later with a brand new $1500 bike.

To add insult to irony, he noticed me unlocking my well-used cheapass clunker, and I heard him remark "Huh, there's a bike rack here. That's cute."

If I picked a Bastard of the Day, mister, it would be you.


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